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The phone rings. What's your ring tone?
- Tool - Intermission
If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
- Why would I HAVE to?!?!?!
Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
- Probably Steph or Alicia
Does the person you like know that you like them?
- No...but if I'm ever wasted within earshot of them again...
Where are you right now?
- In bed
Did you go anywhere today?
- Not yet
Did you do anything last night?
- Hung out at Grace's house
Are you doing anything tonight?
- Should do homework, but we'll see.
When was the last time you cried?
- Probably last night
Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
- Yes, there seems to be a bit of a trend there.
What is the latest you've stayed up in the past week?
- About 5.30 am
What was your last fight about and with who?
- Can't even remember what it was about, probably something stupid
What is the last thing you said aloud?
- "your turn"
Who's the 1st person on your missed calls list?
- Adrian
What did the last text message you received say and who from?
- From Luce, about work.
Plans for tomorrow?
- working..how shit.
Story behind your MySpace song?
- I can't stand myspace songs
DESCRIBE YOUR...
nationality?
- Australian
Background on your cell phone?
- A raunchy pic of Bettie Page, only the sexiest lady ever.
Where was your default picture taken?
- I don't think it was 'taken' anywhere.
Eyes
- Blue
Who were the last people you went out to lunch with?
- Probably the fags at uni, not that we 'went to lunch' but we spent lunch together.
The most annoying sound in the world?
- I really don't think there's just one, but my alarm clock is right up there.
6. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
- No
7. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- Yeah
8. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
- Haha apparently
9. Talk to any of your exs?
- Yeah depends what mood I'm in though
1. A is for age:
- 22
2. B is for beer of choice:
- Whatever really but NOT Tooheys or VB
3. C is for career right now:
- I don't really have a 'career'. Gross.
4. D is for your dog's name:
- Tigris, although he's pretty dead these days
5. E is for essential item you use everyday:
-Toothbrush
7. G is for favorite game:
- I have lots! monopoly...scrabble........mahjong...TETRIS.
8. H is for Home town:
- I have a couple..
9. I is for instruments you played
- Yes, playED. Piano, recorder (hahaa)
10. J is for favorite juice:
- Watermelon or mango
12. L is for last thing you ate:
- pizza pocket...I think
13. M is for marriage:
- Not right now
14. N is for your full name:
- Tanya Louise Jando
15. O is for overnight hospital stays:
- Not yet
16. P is for people you were with today:
- My brothers
17. Q is for quote:
- "Each contact with a human being is so rare, so precious, one should preserve it." - Anaïs Nin
18. R is for Biggest Regret:
- Regret sucks
19. S is for status:
- S is for swinger
20. T is for time you woke up today:
- Some ungodly hour
21. U is for underwear you have on:
- Or do I
22. V is for vegetable you love:
- Does beetroot count
23. W is for worst habit:
- You tell me.
24. X is for x-rays you've had:
- All just for my jaw and knee I think
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today:
- Nothing yet
4. What colour shirt are you wearing?
- I'm wearing my sheet actually...it's black
8. Last movie you watched?
- Sahara
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This fag is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo over being the last person on earth awake every night. I think surgery is in store. Remove the awake part of my brain, woo! I'll keep it in a jar. This shit just isn't cutting it and tomorrow I'll be DYING at work.
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[19 May 2007|12:25am] |
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So we meet again sweet, loving, trashy intoxication.
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So it's essay time again. As usual there are way more exciting things to be doing, such as...cooking food, drinking drink, cleaning room, internet things, stalking sexy ladies....etc.
The thought of having to write an essay doesn't particularly turn me on (unless it is on the topic of sex and all things related, which it is not). I'm not the world's most articulate person and I should probably extend my vocabulary so that it includes more than just your standard "i like stuff" and "fuck ya, ya fucken cunts...where's my goon?!" etc etc etc. SO I have decided that I should start reading those things they call books. I am pretty sure that I haven't read a book in many years. So you should all comment and tell me what books you love, so that I can read them. Then when I have an essay due, I can do something slightly more productive than refresh my livejournal friends page every two minutes.
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I live in Jewtown and there are bagels. Today is for drinking beer and eating super cheap food and NOT paying speeding fines ha.
......so bored
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[23 Jan 2007|08:24pm] |
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Less than a week. Toolish goodness TWICE within a matter of days....I am more than slightly excited.
I am less excited at the prospect of going back to uni. These holidays haven't really seemed long enough. I suppose that's what happens when you do that thing called working. Looks like the next few weeks will consist mainly of earning dollars and doing those things I said I was going to do. Maybe I should defer this year. Although I do want to get through this degree and do something USEFUL.
sigh
Tonight is a good night for beer. Shame I live in hicksville millions of miles away from any drinking buddies ugh
Can't wait for thursday with Alicia!! It'll be trashtastic and hot.
And then Saturday AND Sunday with Spazlicious (and Jake!) nous sommes SUPERCOOL and it'll be the best.
Other than that, j'ai rien.
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Watching a doco on homos - mum: "hahahaha guess which one is the woman in that relationship"
me: "perhaps neither seeing as they're both MEN"
mum: "haha you know what i mean, one's obviously the feminine one"
me: "It's not always like that you know"
mum: "Yes it is. They do have roles you know, where one does all the feminine things and one does all the masculine things."
INFURIATING.
I hate nothing more than when a person acts like they're some fucking expert, like they have some sort of implicit authority on a subject that they know NOTHING about!
I also hate that she vacuums the walls.
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[20 Nov 2006|11:00pm] |
one exam to go.
then i'll be getting my goon on. YEAH
time for a big ass party, cunts!
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[27 Sep 2006|10:50pm] |
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Well, it seems after being completely fucked the last few weeks I have become ten million times more awesome. Assignments are DONE. They may have been a few days late but cognitive psych and personality and social psych labs have been handed in and I WILL NOT fail those subjects (hahaha). Intro to psych disorders...well...yeah. I gave up and didn't do that essay BUT I DON'T care. They may fail me for doing it, but I'll still fuck all over them and kick ass on the exam. or something. Either way i don't have to think about it right now.
I believe I have given my liver and stomach and everything else enough time to heal after destroying them completely, so this saturday will be GOONTASTIC. I'm not sure exactly how I'm going to organise the day yet. but somewhere in there will be delicious celebrations of my own and anna's birthdays. Crown ever so generously sent me some free money so I will be feeding my gambling......habit, guilt free!
On top of all of this, out of NOWHERE I got a call from a job I applied for over a year ago. I went in for a trial on tuesday, nearly died of nerves and stress BUT managed to land myself a new job! Hopefully I can do well enough to KEEP this job, but whatever. for the moment I'm happy to have something else to do, only one or two days a week, for ONE MILLION DOLLARS AN HOUR. oh yes. I will be able to afford presents for all the people still waiting for them from me, including myself. The bastards had better give me shifts, or else.
so alcohol+2.25 jobs+sort of passing uni+me= COMPLETELY CUNTACULAR.
on top of all this, I saw the Dresden Dolls last monday. They were amazing! so talented and entertaining AND HOT. I had a fabulous spot front and centre right up against the barrier with Alicia, however I seem to be really shit with the crowd and the heat and the craziness and i started to feel really sick and shit so i had to move away toward the back/side. WASN'T SO BAD THOUGH. I could still see AND THE DIRTY FAT WHORE WHO WAS PUSHING HERSELF INTO ME THE WHOLE TIME FIGHTING FOR MY SPOT wasn't there. She was half the reason i moved because i was worried i wouldn't be able to contain myself and would have to kick her in the cunt and then smash her face in. DO NOT scream like a fucking 12 year old at a JT concert IN MY FACE. CONSTANTLY. she really deserved to die and i hope she tripped over on her way home due to not being able to see past her own fat gut and fell in front of a truck.
the dresden dolls are amazing, the red paintings are also quite amazing and when they join forces they are LOVE. There were puppets and sword swallowers and jason webley (awesome!) and body painters and The Sky's au Go-Go!!!!!!!! when i heard they were performing i died! i once saw them on noise tv and was like JKGLAFJGLK;SAJ;A WHO ARE THEY....awesome + super sexy. was suuuuuch a great night.
so. that is the awesomeness that is me. TAKE THAT LIFE. I'm cool. and I WILL be able to afford living and i WILL finish spewni.
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WHY THE HELL is concentrating so hard :(
I really hate lab reports, why can't we just have an extra hour of exam questions?! I remember why i withdrew from these subjects last time.
I wish i could take some friends and go away somewhere and get trashy and talk and laugh and love.
uni should end now, and holidays should start early.
meanwhile. dresden dolls and hedwig with my leesha - highlights of my life right now. on top of having had a fabulous weekend with my wife and her fiance.
I should stop procrastinating on livejournal and write a few more sentences of my lab intro.
or i could call every person in my phonebook....hmmm
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oh. i am bored, and unwell. hooray for these stupid things.
*Red*
Closest red thing to you?: Trackies
Last thing to make you angry?: THE NEWS REPORTS ON THIS WAR.
Do you have a temper?: kiiiinda yeah
Last warning you were given?: Don't drive
Ever been in love?: yeah
Are you a fan of romance?: depends really. also, define 'romance'. moonlit outings, candles and flowers and dinners and all that - i suppose they can be good depending on who and when and where....but i also think a bag of goon and some good porn is romantic so hey :P
*Orange*
Closest orange thing to you?: Inflatable bin..hahahaha
Do you like to burn things?: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM yes
Dress up for halloween?: When i was a little tranny, yeah
Are you usually a warm-hearted person?: i suppose?
Do you have anything against ginger hair?: hehe no but some of the scariest people i've met have had ginger hair AND BULGY EYES WTF
Are you usually full of energy?: ............................if by usually you mean, never.
*Yellow*
Closest yellow thing to you?: An awesome bucket/bin thingy from the 80s YEAH. you know the ones
The happiest time of your life?: man there is no one happiest time
Favourite holiday?: EGYPT
What makes you smile?: Nintendo (specifically NES and SNES). Also Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and My Little Ponies. stuck in my childhood? noooo :P oh also goon :D
Are you a coward?: yeah i'd say so
Do you burn or tan?: BURN. sun = bad
*Green*
Closest green thing to you?: My monster socks :D
Do you care about the environment?: I try
Are you jealous of anyone right now?: yessum
Are you a lucky person?: Yes! Passing exams...woah...
Do you always want what you can't have?: Often. Don't most of us?
Do you like being outdoors?: Depends on where and the weather!
*Blue*
Closest blue thing to you?: Pair of jeans
Are you good at calming people down?: I'll say no, i probably suck
Do you like the sea?: Yeah, but only if i'm not IN it
Last thing to make you cry?: Myself
Are you a logical thinker?: HAHAHAHAHA no.
Can you sleep easily?: Sometimes no, and sometimes i sleep TOO easily
*Purple*
Closest Purple thing to you?: Some folder thingy
Like being treated to expensive things?: NO
Do you like mysterious things?: I do, but only if i can eventually figure them out
Favourite type of chocolate?: DARK
Ever met anyone in royalty?: Yep
Are you creative?: I try (and fail)
*Pink*
Closest pink thing to you?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA it's a tie between fluro pink fishnets, bed sheets and a vibrator...tmi? TOO BAD
Are you gay/bisexual?: Why exactly IS this under pink?! and yes i love the ladies, and the occasional male too.
Do you like sweet foods?: eh they're ok, i much prefer savoury
Like play-fighting?: uhh
Are you sensitive?: try not to be, but so am
Do you like punk music?: ahahaha some, but not much
*White* (in the clouds...)
Closest white thing to you?: The wall
Would you say you're innocent?: ..sure
Always try to keep the peace?: Ha. yes i try to, but sometimes things just need to be said/done
How do you imagine your wedding, if you want one?: Not in a church, not very big, followed by a big piss up
Do you like to play in the snow?: Haven't really been around any in a long time...probably?
Are you afraid of going to the doctors or dentists?: oh god i hate the dentist. THAT DRILL ! although...that gas.....mmmmmmmm
*Black* (at night)
Closest black thing to you?: my fabulous astro boy bag
Ever enjoy hurting people?: aaaaaaaahahaha yes. i'm an asshole
Are you sophisticated or silly?: well i'm certainly not sophisticated
Afraid of death?: not really
Would you like to go to space?: NO
Do you have a lot of secrets?: this question is boring and obvious
*And as the day draws to a close...*
What is your favourite colour?: Purple/hot pink/black
Does the colour you wear affect your mood?: not that i've noticed
What colour are your bedroom walls?: White :(
You prefer contrasting or harmonizing colours?: contrasting
Do you like to paint?: i'd like to be able to paint
What colour would you think best symbolises your personality?: POO BROWN.....ahah whatev. you tell me
..yay
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[17 Jul 2006|01:21am] |
scraped through exams..........finding more/better employment is the latest seemingly impossible task. oh to have regular work.
uni starts next week as well. OH so overrated. my kate! the last semester of your degree! ah! get to some subjects with me OR ELSE.
brokefag
p.s. i <3 goon 4eva
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exams = death
oh i frustrate myself. tomorrow i will do SHITfully on my exam. when i know that if i'd attended lectures and perhaps studied for more than an hour i could have completed the damn thing fabulously, and gotten an H1. sigh. i hate my brain. and being lazy. Can't even complain about it because it's my own fault! SO AWESOME.
sigh and i'll still sit and say 'next time i'll try harder' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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oh! 7.45 IN THE A.M is so early! what a ridiculous time. why, it's so foggy out at that time that you can't even see your neighbours' houses................see, even the weather says GO BACK TO BED. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. GO. but no. the boy needs a lift to the station. i do it because i am nice, and he has two exams, and i feel bad for him. it's cold outside.
i called work this morning and told them i'm awesome, and free. They have no work for me. i don't feel guilty for not working now. i will clean my room until oprah is on, watch oprah...then perhaps think about studying. OH EXCITEMENT.
STIR-FRY TONIGHT, OH GOD! :D :D
sleeplessandmanicfag!
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[06 Jun 2006|04:35am] |
so
all i can say about today, is that it sucked.......lots. At least i had good company. If anyone could send me some motivation that'd be awesome. I have several emails, a p.o. box, a phone, a fax machine....SEND!!
must get out of bed
mustn't fail exams
must work
argh
no me gusta
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i don't want to work tomorrow :(
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Relatively bored......should be studying for exams.....will procrastinate on livejournal for the next three weeks.
Gin and tonic would go down perfectly right now...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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So, I have nothing to put here, but for the sake of updating...
Didn't lose my licence, which is awesome although the fines were not so nice but hey, i can still drive.
Feeling pretty fucking blah. I'm worried about a number of people. I'm worried that I'VE become too lazy and self absorbed to even put effort into my friendships. Time to do something about that. Need to stop wanting to be asleep, every second that i'm awake. Sounds like I'm TOTALLY ready for Alicia's angst party :)
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Dearest Lab Report,
You are a useless waste of time and I hate you. Please fall off a building or jump infront of a bus.
Love Always,
Filthster xxx
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