Tranny

Hooray

2007-10-28T04:14:54Z

The phone rings. What's your ring tone?
- Tool - Intermission

If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
- Why would I HAVE to?!?!?!

Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
- Probably Steph or Alicia

Does the person you like know that you like them?
- No...but if I'm ever wasted within earshot of them again...

Where are you right now?
- In bed

Did you go anywhere today?
- Not yet

Did you do anything last night?
- Hung out at Grace's house

Are you doing anything tonight?
- Should do homework, but we'll see.

When was the last time you cried?
- Probably last night

Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
- Yes, there seems to be a bit of a trend there.

What is the latest you've stayed up in the past week?
- About 5.30 am

What was your last fight about and with who?
- Can't even remember what it was about, probably something stupid

What is the last thing you said aloud?
- "your turn"

Who's the 1st person on your missed calls list?
- Adrian

What did the last text message you received say and who from?
- From Luce, about work.

Plans for tomorrow?
- working..how shit.

Story behind your MySpace song?
- I can't stand myspace songs

DESCRIBE YOUR...

nationality?
- Australian

Background on your cell phone?
- A raunchy pic of Bettie Page, only the sexiest lady ever.

Where was your default picture taken?
- I don't think it was 'taken' anywhere.

Eyes
- Blue

Who were the last people you went out to lunch with?
- Probably the fags at uni, not that we 'went to lunch' but we spent lunch together.

The most annoying sound in the world?
- I really don't think there's just one, but my alarm clock is right up there.

6. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
- No

7. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- Yeah

8. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
- Haha apparently

9. Talk to any of your exs?
- Yeah depends what mood I'm in though

1. A is for age:
- 22

2. B is for beer of choice:
- Whatever really but NOT Tooheys or VB

3. C is for career right now:
- I don't really have a 'career'. Gross.

4. D is for your dog's name:
- Tigris, although he's pretty dead these days

5. E is for essential item you use everyday:
-Toothbrush

7. G is for favorite game:
- I have lots! monopoly...scrabble........mahjong...TETRIS.

8. H is for Home town:
- I have a couple..

9. I is for instruments you played
- Yes, playED. Piano, recorder (hahaa)

10. J is for favorite juice:
- Watermelon or mango

12. L is for last thing you ate:
- pizza pocket...I think

13. M is for marriage:
- Not right now

14. N is for your full name:
- Tanya Louise Jando

15. O is for overnight hospital stays:
- Not yet

16. P is for people you were with today:
- My brothers

17. Q is for quote:
- "Each contact with a human being is so rare, so precious, one should preserve it." - Anaïs Nin

18. R is for Biggest Regret:
- Regret sucks

19. S is for status:
- S is for swinger

20. T is for time you woke up today:
- Some ungodly hour

21. U is for underwear you have on:
- Or do I

22. V is for vegetable you love:
- Does beetroot count

23. W is for worst habit:
- You tell me.

24. X is for x-rays you've had:
- All just for my jaw and knee I think

25. Y is for yummy food you ate today:
- Nothing yet

4. What colour shirt are you wearing?
- I'm wearing my sheet actually...it's black

8. Last movie you watched?
- Sahara

bah

2007-09-10T14:44:53Z

This fag is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo over being the last person on earth awake every night. I think surgery is in store. Remove the awake part of my brain, woo! I'll keep it in a jar. This shit just isn't cutting it and tomorrow I'll be DYING at work.

filth

2007-05-18T14:31:59Z

So we meet again sweet, loving, trashy intoxication.

filthyfag @ 2007-04-11T23:26:00

2007-04-11T13:46:20Z

So it's essay time again. As usual there are way more exciting things to be doing, such as...cooking food, drinking drink, cleaning room, internet things, stalking sexy ladies....etc.
The thought of having to write an essay doesn't particularly turn me on (unless it is on the topic of sex and all things related, which it is not). I'm not the world's most articulate person and I should probably extend my vocabulary so that it includes more than just your standard "i like stuff" and "fuck ya, ya fucken cunts...where's my goon?!" etc etc etc. SO I have decided that I should start reading those things they call books. I am pretty sure that I haven't read a book in many years. So you should all comment and tell me what books you love, so that I can read them. Then when I have an essay due, I can do something slightly more productive than refresh my livejournal friends page every two minutes.

filthy

filthyfag @ 2007-03-04T18:05:00

2007-03-04T07:10:41Z

I live in Jewtown and there are bagels. Today is for drinking beer and eating super cheap food and NOT paying speeding fines ha.
......so bored

filthyfag

filthyfag @ 2007-01-23T20:24:00

2007-01-23T11:24:24Z

Less than a week. Toolish goodness TWICE within a matter of days....I am more than slightly excited.
I am less excited at the prospect of going back to uni. These holidays haven't really seemed long enough. I suppose that's what happens when you do that thing called working. Looks like the next few weeks will consist mainly of earning dollars and doing those things I said I was going to do. Maybe I should defer this year. Although I do want to get through this degree and do something USEFUL.
sigh

Tonight is a good night for beer. Shame I live in hicksville millions of miles away from any drinking buddies ugh

Can't wait for thursday with Alicia!! It'll be trashtastic and hot.
And then Saturday AND Sunday with Spazlicious (and Jake!) nous sommes SUPERCOOL and it'll be the best.

Other than that, j'ai rien.

blackfag

filthyfag @ 2006-11-26T21:05:00

2006-11-26T12:05:39Z

Watching a doco on homos - mum: "hahahaha guess which one is the woman in that relationship"
me: "perhaps neither seeing as they're both MEN"
mum: "haha you know what i mean, one's obviously the feminine one"
me: "It's not always like that you know"
mum: "Yes it is. They do have roles you know, where one does all the feminine things and one does all the masculine things."

INFURIATING.

I hate nothing more than when a person acts like they're some fucking expert, like they have some sort of implicit authority on a subject that they know NOTHING about!

I also hate that she vacuums the walls.

filthyfag @ 2006-11-20T23:00:00

2006-11-20T14:00:00Z

one exam to go.

then i'll be getting my goon on. YEAH

time for a big ass party, cunts!

vulgarfag

filthyfag @ 2006-09-27T22:50:00

2006-09-27T13:35:18Z

Well, it seems after being completely fucked the last few weeks I have become ten million times more awesome. Assignments are DONE. They may have been a few days late but cognitive psych and personality and social psych labs have been handed in and I WILL NOT fail those subjects (hahaha). Intro to psych disorders...well...yeah. I gave up and didn't do that essay BUT I DON'T care. They may fail me for doing it, but I'll still fuck all over them and kick ass on the exam. or something. Either way i don't have to think about it right now.
I believe I have given my liver and stomach and everything else enough time to heal after destroying them completely, so this saturday will be GOONTASTIC. I'm not sure exactly how I'm going to organise the day yet. but somewhere in there will be delicious celebrations of my own and anna's birthdays. Crown ever so generously sent me some free money so I will be feeding my gambling......habit, guilt free!
On top of all of this, out of NOWHERE I got a call from a job I applied for over a year ago. I went in for a trial on tuesday, nearly died of nerves and stress BUT managed to land myself a new job! Hopefully I can do well enough to KEEP this job, but whatever. for the moment I'm happy to have something else to do, only one or two days a week, for ONE MILLION DOLLARS AN HOUR. oh yes. I will be able to afford presents for all the people still waiting for them from me, including myself. The bastards had better give me shifts, or else.
so alcohol+2.25 jobs+sort of passing uni+me= COMPLETELY CUNTACULAR.

on top of all this, I saw the Dresden Dolls last monday. They were amazing! so talented and entertaining AND HOT. I had a fabulous spot front and centre right up against the barrier with Alicia, however I seem to be really shit with the crowd and the heat and the craziness and i started to feel really sick and shit so i had to move away toward the back/side. WASN'T SO BAD THOUGH. I could still see AND THE DIRTY FAT WHORE WHO WAS PUSHING HERSELF INTO ME THE WHOLE TIME FIGHTING FOR MY SPOT wasn't there. She was half the reason i moved because i was worried i wouldn't be able to contain myself and would have to kick her in the cunt and then smash her face in. DO NOT scream like a fucking 12 year old at a JT concert IN MY FACE. CONSTANTLY. she really deserved to die and i hope she tripped over on her way home due to not being able to see past her own fat gut and fell in front of a truck.
the dresden dolls are amazing, the red paintings are also quite amazing and when they join forces they are LOVE. There were puppets and sword swallowers and jason webley (awesome!) and body painters and The Sky's au Go-Go!!!!!!!! when i heard they were performing i died! i once saw them on noise tv and was like JKGLAFJGLK;SAJ;A WHO ARE THEY....awesome + super sexy. was suuuuuch a great night.

so. that is the awesomeness that is me. TAKE THAT LIFE. I'm cool. and I WILL be able to afford living and i WILL finish spewni.

newlyemployedfag

filthyfag @ 2006-09-12T13:30:00

2006-09-12T03:53:42Z

WHY THE HELL is concentrating so hard :(
I really hate lab reports, why can't we just have an extra hour of exam questions?! I remember why i withdrew from these subjects last time.
I wish i could take some friends and go away somewhere and get trashy and talk and laugh and love.
uni should end now, and holidays should start early.

meanwhile. dresden dolls and hedwig with my leesha - highlights of my life right now. on top of having had a fabulous weekend with my wife and her fiance.

I should stop procrastinating on livejournal and write a few more sentences of my lab intro.
or i could call every person in my phonebook....hmmm

returnofthefag

filthyfag @ 2006-07-20T23:44:00

2006-07-20T14:31:49Z

oh. i am bored, and unwell. hooray for these stupid things.

*Red*

Closest red thing to you?: Trackies
Last thing to make you angry?: THE NEWS REPORTS ON THIS WAR.
Do you have a temper?: kiiiinda yeah
Last warning you were given?: Don't drive
Ever been in love?: yeah
Are you a fan of romance?: depends really. also, define 'romance'. moonlit outings, candles and flowers and dinners and all that - i suppose they can be good depending on who and when and where....but i also think a bag of goon and some good porn is romantic so hey :P

*Orange*

Closest orange thing to you?: Inflatable bin..hahahaha
Do you like to burn things?: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM yes
Dress up for halloween?: When i was a little tranny, yeah
Are you usually a warm-hearted person?: i suppose?
Do you have anything against ginger hair?: hehe no but some of the scariest people i've met have had ginger hair AND BULGY EYES WTF
Are you usually full of energy?: ............................if by usually you mean, never.

*Yellow*

Closest yellow thing to you?: An awesome bucket/bin thingy from the 80s YEAH. you know the ones
The happiest time of your life?: man there is no one happiest time
Favourite holiday?: EGYPT
What makes you smile?: Nintendo (specifically NES and SNES). Also Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and My Little Ponies. stuck in my childhood? noooo :P oh also goon :D
Are you a coward?: yeah i'd say so
Do you burn or tan?: BURN. sun = bad

*Green*

Closest green thing to you?: My monster socks :D
Do you care about the environment?: I try
Are you jealous of anyone right now?: yessum
Are you a lucky person?: Yes! Passing exams...woah...
Do you always want what you can't have?: Often. Don't most of us?
Do you like being outdoors?: Depends on where and the weather!

*Blue*

Closest blue thing to you?: Pair of jeans
Are you good at calming people down?: I'll say no, i probably suck
Do you like the sea?: Yeah, but only if i'm not IN it
Last thing to make you cry?: Myself
Are you a logical thinker?: HAHAHAHAHA no.
Can you sleep easily?: Sometimes no, and sometimes i sleep TOO easily

*Purple*

Closest Purple thing to you?: Some folder thingy
Like being treated to expensive things?: NO
Do you like mysterious things?: I do, but only if i can eventually figure them out
Favourite type of chocolate?: DARK
Ever met anyone in royalty?: Yep
Are you creative?: I try (and fail)

*Pink*

Closest pink thing to you?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA it's a tie between fluro pink fishnets, bed sheets and a vibrator...tmi? TOO BAD
Are you gay/bisexual?: Why exactly IS this under pink?! and yes i love the ladies, and the occasional male too.
Do you like sweet foods?: eh they're ok, i much prefer savoury
Like play-fighting?: uhh
Are you sensitive?: try not to be, but so am
Do you like punk music?: ahahaha some, but not much

*White* (in the clouds...)

Closest white thing to you?: The wall
Would you say you're innocent?: ..sure
Always try to keep the peace?: Ha. yes i try to, but sometimes things just need to be said/done
How do you imagine your wedding, if you want one?: Not in a church, not very big, followed by a big piss up
Do you like to play in the snow?: Haven't really been around any in a long time...probably?
Are you afraid of going to the doctors or dentists?: oh god i hate the dentist. THAT DRILL ! although...that gas.....mmmmmmmm

*Black* (at night)
Closest black thing to you?: my fabulous astro boy bag
Ever enjoy hurting people?: aaaaaaaahahaha yes. i'm an asshole
Are you sophisticated or silly?: well i'm certainly not sophisticated
Afraid of death?: not really
Would you like to go to space?: NO
Do you have a lot of secrets?: this question is boring and obvious

*And as the day draws to a close...*

What is your favourite colour?: Purple/hot pink/black
Does the colour you wear affect your mood?: not that i've noticed
What colour are your bedroom walls?: White :(
You prefer contrasting or harmonizing colours?: contrasting
Do you like to paint?: i'd like to be able to paint
What colour would you think best symbolises your personality?: POO BROWN.....ahah whatev. you tell me

..yay

filthiestfag

filthyfag @ 2006-07-17T01:21:00

2006-07-16T15:31:13Z

scraped through exams..........finding more/better employment is the latest seemingly impossible task. oh to have regular work.
uni starts next week as well. OH so overrated. my kate! the last semester of your degree! ah! get to some subjects with me OR ELSE.
brokefag

p.s. i <3 goon 4eva

filthyfag @ 2006-06-15T02:08:00

2006-06-14T16:12:34Z

exams = death

oh i frustrate myself. tomorrow i will do SHITfully on my exam. when i know that if i'd attended lectures and perhaps studied for more than an hour i could have completed the damn thing fabulously, and gotten an H1. sigh. i hate my brain. and being lazy. Can't even complain about it because it's my own fault! SO AWESOME.
sigh and i'll still sit and say 'next time i'll try harder' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

notquitebrightfag

COLD

2006-06-06T23:50:36Z

oh! 7.45 IN THE A.M is so early! what a ridiculous time. why, it's so foggy out at that time that you can't even see your neighbours' houses................see, even the weather says GO BACK TO BED. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. GO. but no. the boy needs a lift to the station. i do it because i am nice, and he has two exams, and i feel bad for him. it's cold outside.
i called work this morning and told them i'm awesome, and free. They have no work for me. i don't feel guilty for not working now. i will clean my room until oprah is on, watch oprah...then perhaps think about studying. OH EXCITEMENT.
STIR-FRY TONIGHT, OH GOD! :D :D

sleeplessandmanicfag!

filthyfag @ 2006-06-06T04:35:00

2006-06-05T18:39:11Z

so
all i can say about today, is that it sucked.......lots. At least i had good company. If anyone could send me some motivation that'd be awesome. I have several emails, a p.o. box, a phone, a fax machine....SEND!!
must get out of bed
mustn't fail exams
must work
argh

no me gusta
discontentfag

filthyfag @ 2006-05-23T00:57:00

2006-05-22T15:47:02Z

1.Honestly, what color are your underwear?
Black

2. Honestly whats on your mind right now?
relationship issues and people hating me

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
quite clearly i'm filling this out, avoiding bed.

5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
No not particularly

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
not really. I ate far too much though and watched terrible tv

7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
oh man..if i had it, i'd watch it all the time

8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
i am

9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
good, loud music and some alcoholic beverages plus friends. or children

10. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
Gross, no way.

11. Honestly, what is your mood right now?
ambivalent

12 Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
no. my eating is relatively disordered though. why is this question even in here?! random

13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
This very minute i'd like to see JAKE.

14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
is there anyone who doesn't?

15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?
ahahahaha..yes

16. Honestly, who do you want to talk to right now?
Right now? Dani

17. Honestly, are you in denial?
I imagine so

18. Honestly, who would you rather be right now?
a functional version of myself?

19. Honestly, do you like someone?
Yes

20. Honestly, does anyone like you?
haha well apparently..

*Anger Section*

1. What do you do when you're mad?
well, it depends? boil away quietly/swear a cuntload/hit things/yell/get snipey and/or dismissive.....yeah

2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
probably, driven extremely dangerously WITH someone else in the car with me at a time when there was still traffic :S
i've also said some terrible things when i've been angry and people really upset :S

3. Have you ever made someone cry when you were mad?
No i don't think so

4. Ever hurt anyone physically when you were mad?
i used to bash my brothers all the time

5. Do you swear when you're mad?
HAHAHAHA do i ever NOT swear

*CRYING SECTION*

1. When was the last time you really cried your heart out?
Last night

2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
yeah

3. Do you cry when you get an injury?
not really, i guess it'd depend on the injury?

4. Do certain songs make you cry?
yess

*Happy Section*

1. Are you normally a happy person?
i can be. depends what minute it is :P

2. What can make you happy?
awesome music, my friends, children, the little things people do, just because.

3. Does being with your friends make you happy?
yeah most of the time

*Self-Esteem Section*

1. Is your self-esteem extremely low?
mostly

2.Honestly whats on your mind?
we've really had this question

3. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you deny that you are?
yeah or i'll just ignore it or avoid it bahaha

4. Are you one of those people that think they are ugly, dumb, and gross?
i don't know about gross....but the others to varying degrees.

________________________________________

WHO . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N . T H A T?

1. Rode in a car with?
Rudi

2. You hung out with?:
Rudi

3. Went to the movies with?:
Cal, Cade and Mandie

4. You went to the mall with?
uh Adrian but we didn't do anything together. wait maybe it was rudi, tom and tristan...i can't remember which day is which

5. You went to dinner with?:
um, probably Cade? haha

6. You talked on the phone with?
Rudi

7. Made you laugh?
Caz, indirectly through a comment she made in a post.

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?:
Tongue

2. Be serious or be funny?:
Funny

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
Skim. or NONE milk is gross

4. Die in a fire or drown?:
Drown

Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Flowers or candy
Flowers

2. Gray or black?:
Black

3. Color or Black and white photos?
I love both although i have a soft spot for black and white

4. Lust or love?:
together is usually best. one without the other can often cause problems :S

5. Sunrise or sunset?:
sunset

6. M&Ms or Skittles?:
M&Ms

7. Staying up late or waking up early?:
Staying up late. but when i'm able to get sleep at regular times, getting up early isn't so bad.

A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y !!

1. Do you like anyone?
DONE THIS

2. Do they know it?:
I'm not really sure. they'd better, OR ELSE.

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
moon

2. Winter or Fall?:
winter

3. Left or right?:
left

4. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?:
2 best friends

5. Sunny or rainy?:
Rainy

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Chocolate MMMMMM

A B O U T . Y O U!

1. What time is it?:
1.35am

3. What do you want?:
a hug and to fall asleep and NOT have work

4. Where do you want to live?
Dubai/fitzroy/here/in a house like DAN'S mmmmmmm/bahrain/kuwait/singapore....i could go on

5. How many kids do u want to have?:
an even number

6. You want to get married?:
at some point. although officially being married is not a big deal to me. also i don't want any church wedding crap. in fact...thinking about it, the whole marriage deal infuriates me just a TINY bit :S

7. Bad habit?
FAR too lazy. i eat when i'm bored/depressed. talk about myself too much (ha surprise surprise)

8. Are you double jointed?:
eww no

10. Can you cross your eyes?:
i used to be able to?

R A N D O M

1. Which shoe goes on first?:
whichever one i grab first

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?:
ahahahahaha i'm sure i probably have

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?:
twirl

2. Have you ever eaten Spam?:
..........no

3. Favorite ice cream?
mint choc chip OR choc chip cookie dough

4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?:
i think there are about four?

6. Current mood?:
SIGH

IN . T H E . L A S T . W E E K . H A V E . Y O U ?

1. Bought something?
food...petrol...alcohol...jeans...i'm sure there's more stuff

2. Sang?:
hahahaha surely have

3. Been hugged?:
yep

4. Felt stupid?:
yeeeah

5. Missed someone?:
yeah

6. Gotten haircut?:
noope

7.Cried?:
yeah

i don't want to work tomorrow :(

ridiculousfag

filthyfag @ 2006-05-22T19:18:00

2006-05-22T09:23:14Z

Relatively bored......should be studying for exams.....will procrastinate on livejournal for the next three weeks.
Gin and tonic would go down perfectly right now...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ginfag

This one's for you

2006-05-10T15:48:03Z

I thought you'd find it tasty :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filet-O-Fish

filthyfishmac

filthyfag @ 2006-05-11T01:08:00

2006-05-10T15:37:30Z

So, I have nothing to put here, but for the sake of updating...

The mobile one

01. What is the phone maker?:
Nokiaaa

02. What are the last 3 digits of your mobile number?:
095

03. What does the 2nd message in your inbox say?:
"hahahahahahahahaghghaahah some guy has this t shirt at this party that says FLEA in big blak writing hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahavhvahavhgahaghgahagh"

04. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?
Marcus

05. Who's the last person you rang?:
Adrian

06. Who was your last missed call from?:
Private number and then Adrian

07. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?:
Dani

08. What does the last message in your inbox say?:
"hahahaha what a surprise. Oprah has no journalistic integrity"

09. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?:
James Room

10. Go to your Sent Items - what does the 5th message say?:
don't have five in there but the last one says "that's alright, see you tomorrow"

11. Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?:
Seetha Mob

12. Who's your network provider?:
Optus

13. How many messages are currently in your inbox?:
64

14. What do you have as your background?
The hottest picture EVER of Bettie Page being all naked and seductive. mmmmmmm

15. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under R?:
Raki

16. Who do you have on speed dial 3?:
Don't use speed dial

17. If you're on prepaid, how much credit do you have?
$26.42

18. Who's the first person who comes up under C?:
Cade

19. How many bars of signal do you currently have?:
five

20. What do you have as your main ringtone?
AHAHA "hurdy gurdy"

Didn't lose my licence, which is awesome although the fines were not so nice but hey, i can still drive.
Feeling pretty fucking blah. I'm worried about a number of people. I'm worried that I'VE become too lazy and self absorbed to even put effort into my friendships. Time to do something about that. Need to stop wanting to be asleep, every second that i'm awake. Sounds like I'm TOTALLY ready for Alicia's angst party :)

slackfag

filthyfag @ 2006-04-09T02:09:00

2006-04-08T16:15:26Z

Dearest Lab Report,
You are a useless waste of time and I hate you. Please fall off a building or jump infront of a bus.
Love Always,
Filthster xxx

filthyfag @ 2006-04-03T03:22:00

2006-04-02T17:29:08Z

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha SIGH . i like the alcohol
and
i like
the sleep
and not the uni
ohhhhhhh yeah
fuck i have nothing to SAY ANYMORE. why :(

need a life again so i can SHARE IT or some shit

like crab holes in the sand.
and poking jellyfish with sticks.
like your vacant stare
and me shrinking back inside this shell

i guess uni may not happen today.......i wonder if i'll EVER find myself full time employment that will pay me enough to support some sort of family. or...maybe just myself and my expensive habits.

what do YOU want to achieve in life?

somethingfag

your mother is good in bed. ohhhh yeah

2006-03-30T13:56:10Z

you all smell.

penisfag

filthyfag @ 2006-03-29T13:41:00

2006-03-29T02:48:25Z

waking up to a(n unfinished) can of bourbon and sucking it down in order to get up. a beer at 10am, just because i can and undoubtedly should...well. that healthy life i left behind seems to have caught up with me and i am not yet worried. i don't panic at the thought and as much as that may be due to intoxication i think i know that i paved this path with full intention to stroll up and down it until i get bored, again.
i need a shower

filthyfag @ 2006-03-28T13:11:00

2006-03-28T03:17:10Z

Is there any point...........really..........my lecture is in five minutes....but the wom*n's room is THAT MUCH MORE exciting.
Maybe deferring is a good idea....BUT I WANT to finish this stupid course. I need Rawlings to beat me every time i slack off. i might just go home and..print off the notes and read the textbook and...do summaries or something. or perhaps i'll just go home and have a drink, or ten. SIIIIIIGH

whineyfag

filthyfag @ 2006-03-19T23:06:00

2006-03-19T12:45:54Z

So tired that I may even fall asleep early tonight. Early enough to get be able to GET UP on time for my class tomorrow morning....I don't want to go.
Friday night I went to Ballarat with Steph and together with her housemate Mat got INCREDIBLY wasted. ah bourbon. you serve me well. It was heaps of fun, from what i remember and i can't wait to do it again. The next day we (had some more drinks and then) trained back to melbourne for Vagy's birthday. Anna picked us up, darling that she is, and drove us to sydney road where we fucked around for 20 minutes or something trying to find the place we were meant to be. Why were there two 280s on that road? Eventually we found our way and headed for the bar mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Anna and Steph headed off for sleepage and i stayed to drink with my other half - Vagy, you are the greatest ever! However, i don't think that night was quite drunk enough. We should have another night where we go and get entirely hammered in true vagcrust style, yes?
Much drinking, and moving to other pubs which was entirely unnecessary because we just ended up back at the Retreat anyway. but whatever.
The only downside was the involvement of those assholes who kicked out the boys for being gay and told my vagy to 'tone it down'. What the fuck is that. It made me sooooo angry. It may not have been me, but it could have been and it was just a cunty thing to do full stop.
What pissed me off more, was when I told mum about it and she just goes "oh well!" in that tone that says "oh well...they shouldn't have been kissing in public, those disgusting faggots." and when i got pissy about it she decided i was a melodramatic bitch who just wanted something to whinge about and that i don't actually give a fuck and i just want to be all controversial and 'left wing'. i really just wanted her to STOP. and shut the fuck up. fucking idiot. doesn't even know what the hell she's talking about. grr

anyway
i left with hillary and vagy and attempted to get a cab to king st but that just wasn't happening with those cunting road blocks in the city. so i walked a bit and then tried again and luckily i got a cool cabby who wasn't afraid to be illegal to get me where i had to go. then i couldn't get into the hotel because they weren't letting anyone else in, so i waited around for a bit and eventually got rescued by rudi and co. We trotted off for the ritual grease intake and then got a nightrider. THE IDIOT DRIVER drove us half way to perth and back before PASSING THE STOP we wanted, and dropping us six hundred kms from home. No taxis would take us because it was too close, sooooooooooo we walked twenty hours back. but it wasn't that bad, after our fingers and faces went numb from cold. Actually i kind of liked it, even though he was supremely annoyed. aaaahahah supremely.
SO YES a pretty awesome night I THINK :)

AND NOW i have to sleep, otherwise I will miss developmental AGAIN and fail forever. SIGH

ninjafag